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Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people
Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.
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to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.
I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.
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She said she was on the rag so before you know it, I had her head in my lap and was ballin her chops like there was no tomorrow.
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A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.
person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?
person 2: wtf how did you get into my house
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Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.
Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
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sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.
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when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
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