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Its like a Sunday, but you are too scattered from a weekend of drug-taking (stimulants) to notice it in its entirity.
Doesn't have to be a Sunday.
Its was Scat-Day and Tom had to go back to his mums house. I'm glad I can stay at home getting fucked, forcing scat-day to never exist.
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A day where you are SO BUSY, you don't have the time to stop for a bathroom break - requiring you to wear a diaper.
Today was a total Diaper-Day at the Kwik-E-Mart . . . the customers would not stop coming in!
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Ladder Day is a non-denominational holiday that falls on the 24th day of March. It is celebrated in the United States, with origins traced back to the southern hamlets of Rockland County, New York. Celebrators of all religions and walks of life gather to share in the joy that is Ladder day, usually by consuming large volumes of champagne and orange juice. This holiday is the first of the spring season, and is an opportunity for patrons to lift their spirits in anticipation of warmer weather and the end of winter.
Jimmy: Chris, why do you have pants on? Its Ladder Day!
Chris: You're right! Happy Ladder Day! *Drinks alcohol, drops pants*
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The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)
Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?
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A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.
Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
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A movie that shows what is needed for all people to set aside their differences and work together: a massive alien invasion with laser shooting vagina spaceships.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -President Thomas Whitmore
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When your thinking about something so much that you dont even realize that your not functioning you become a zombie for a couple minutes, but your deffinetly having fun on your on liittle world.
-Dude you saw Mark walking on the hallway?
-he was tottaly gone dint even realized he had a note clued to his forehead.
-Yea he was day dreaming
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