Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

Dave

Materiaalpapi, man who oversees all materials!

1: He takes care of the materials!
2: Of course! He's Dave!