a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus
and starter of the russian jesus cult
Ellis Jones is the best
The single greatest wingman known to man. Good times!
Ellie Hind - "Calum, do you want to go to the strippers?"
Calum - "Yes!"
the porn actress who is a hot asf asian but could get this xxl d anytime. 😏🤤
Billy: Who is your favorite porn actress?
Bob: Mia khalifa
Joe: Bro mine is Ellie Leen; Holy fuck she could milk my dick anytime!
Billy: Oh, for sure.
Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.
She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.
The act of extrapolating ones arse crack towards their upper ear lobe to cause or further pain. Commonly used in WWE matches, should not be taken lightly. Cunt bitch whore slut bag cretin mong
Jessie-“Oh look, Zaki is in the Ellis Enstrapment”
Harry-“My golly! He is in for a treat!”
She’s well Leng, ngl I want her. So does everyone 😍
U know ellie w?
Ye man I so want her
elly lee is beautiful and her favourite thing to eat is bananas, sausages and rodeo burgers. but watch out she might go for your younger cousins because shes a cougar.