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Talking big game like a horny little fuck but doing nothing
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When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good
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Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.
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A day in which stupid idiots online and offline can act as horny as ever and only that day.
Person 1: Dude I can't wait for National Horny Day!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause I can be as horny as I can!
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acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
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you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!
my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!
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A midget who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public, especcialy with respect to midgets.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Horny Little Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."
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