Horse-fuck

A variation on the commonplace bullshit, or horse shit, horse-fuck denotes an occurrence of bullshit which is beyond encompassing by normal, logical sounding bs.

For example, while talking on Ventrilo and playing any first person shooter:

"Horse-fuck, dude, he just shot me straight through a building!"

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horse glue

the seaman of a horse, usually on the face of a porn star who gave that very horse head.

dude, on this porn stream i downloaded this horse got horse glue all over this crazy broad's face!!

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Horseing Around

The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family

Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around

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horse shoes

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.

horse shoes is the best game

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horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

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Horses ass

An offensive name that can only be used if a person slaps you while you have a sunburn. Made famous on family guy when stewie says it.

Peter: Hey stewie! (slaps on butt)
Stewie: Ahh you horses ass!

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Horse Girl

Horse Girl- A girl who is a dumbass and poops on floors.

That isn’t a bitch,It’s a Horse Girl. Omg look at Horse Girl

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