Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.

"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable

user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?

lunch burritos

Also known as a taco.

I ate some delicious lunch burritos last night.

lunch-bomb

informal

verb

1. to disrupt or ruin an individual's or group's lunch (typically at a restaurant) by making an unexpected appearance and prolonged conversation

2. to join an individual's or group's lunch as a last-minute, uninvited guest that disrupts or ruins the lunch's original planned intent (such as a personal or work related matter that can no longer be discussed due to the uninvited guest's attendance)

noun

1. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected appearance and unwanted conversation by another individual or group, usually a person that one of the lunch attendees knows in another context (ex. a work related lunch that is disrupted by an old college friend)

2. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected attendee

Sally lunch-bombed George and I today when we planned to talk about the most recent proposal.

retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.

"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞