make the pie higher

A poem made up of quotes by George W. Bush. While Bush didn't actually write the poem itself, all the lines in the poem are actually lines that he has uttered before in speeches.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

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make up poke

What two friends do after resolving a disagreement on Facebook.

I read on your wall that you got in a fight with Ryan.

Yeah, but it's ok, we make up poked.

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make out arm

The associated shoulder and arm muscle soreness from propping yourself up while hooking up for an extended time.

Sally is such a lazy whore, she just lies on the bed. All this work is giving me make out arm.

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Doesn't make sense

Something that is confusing, hard to understand.

An easy example:

Person 1(Drunk): Haaaa...loook at thaat raaiinbooowww, ittt''s glooowwwiiiingg!

Person nr 2 (Sober): Excuse me, but firstly there is no rainbow, it's dark, secondly, what you're saying doesn't make sense! and thirdly, you're drunk.

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Let’s Make A Deal

Once known to be a popular TV game show created by and starring Monty Hall but now more readily identified with the “deal dynamics” used in real estate and TV and now employed by the 45th POTUS in matters of serious worldwide crisis.

OK, so I fucked up; let’s see if President Erdogan snaps up this “Let’s Make a Deal” type of offer to pull back and go down in history as a humanitarian!

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make that dog sit

1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness.

1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.

2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.

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make-up shotgun

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.

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