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The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface
Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!
To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!
On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
Derisive synonym for "Nazi", used with the facetious implication that Nazi ideology was a uniquely German ethnic phenomenon. Also used to simply avoid saying the proper name on a platform (such as YouTube) which penalizes bringing up the Midcentury Germans, and/or as a defense against Godwin's Law.
Originated from English political commentators.
Person 1: *starts to make a point*
Person 2: You sound just like HITLER!
Person 1: No. The Midcentury Germans were bad, obviously, now may I make my point?
A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
German aquariums….so hot right now.
When a girl is eating out your asshole and you fart
I was eating his ass out last night and that son of a bitch German gas chambered me!