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Mom: what was the black and orange website you were on
me: uhhhh youtube
Mom: i heard moaning
me: you should probably get your hearing checked mom, man that's weird
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A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.
Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."
Guy 2- "High Five!"
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a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.
When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.
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1. The delicious, iron-filled drink made of the people OJ Simpson killed
Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!
Dave: What did you get?
Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!
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Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.
"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."
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orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.
Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.
Hence: orange juice and toothpaste
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Basically, it is a set of video games released in one set, but they were originally made for that set specifically (which is the Orange Box set.)
Sally: I just bought Orange Box off Ebay today.
Van: Sweet! We'll open up that box and have a game-a-thon with those games and some Mountain Dew.
Sally: Double Sweet! And bring Halo too.
Van: Cool.
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