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A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
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Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.
Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe
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a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster
"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"
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Vulgar slang for the male penis.
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.
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Psychological justification for urinating in any type of fluid basin which is drained through a network of plumbing.
Caeser peed in the aqueduct because Cicero told him "they're all pipes".
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Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.
Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.
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A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.
Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!
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