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A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.
I took my girl to Hawaii and gave her a pineapple luau on the beach!
A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.
He welcomed her to the Big Island by giving her the pineapple luau on the lanai at sunset.
The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.
That bitch is a real "pineapple Susie"
The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…