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This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.
Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.
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When one over indulges in a copious amount of illegal narcotics and alcohol including but not limited to nitrous oxide
Hetty Brah 1: Man that tweeprise was disgusting
Hetty Brah 2: I don't remember it I was totally Rip Shit Titted
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When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
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to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..
present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"
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To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...
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1.To not stop when faced with adversity, to never give up.
2. To never except defeat.
3. Inspite of the fear of failure to press on! 4.To Never stop dreaming, to never stop believing, to never give up, to never stop trying.
5. The mentality to face whatever challenge that lies before you as a warrior and give it your all and if failure happens try again!
There's going to be anxiety about uncertainty and fear about failing, but with a Grip It-n-Rip it attitude you can Accomplish any thing that comes your way.
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