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young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.
That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.
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This is when a male fucks a female so hard that her guts cum out like in the movie, "Saving Private Ryan"
Chris said, "I want to private ryan Olivia so bad." OR "I privite ryaned that hoe!"
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Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.
Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.
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A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
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Slut for the top 1% wealthy elite. Veep candidate for the Rich Flip Flopper Mormon. Thinks tax cut giveaways to the wealthy help to cut the deficit, just as George Dubya Bush thought. Supported the T.A.R.P. bailout when Bush's economic policies all came crashing down in 2008. Now he wants to repeat the same Bush failed policies.
Mitt Romney can't seem to close the deal with the rabid far right wing of his party so he's going with Paul Ryan as his running mate. Like John McCain's Sarah Palin pick however, it won't work.
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big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better
p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care
“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”
“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”
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katherine is amazing … ryan not so much
omg katherine is way better than ryan 🤯
katherine> ryan
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