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A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times
me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp
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Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.
You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.
Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
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Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them
"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"
"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"
a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone
taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off
Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.
Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day
One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
This is a term used to define one when he does a simp move that is way too simpy to be considered a simp move.
Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp