A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
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A Simp Daddy is a nice guy who is secretly dominant. A Simp Daddy is a simp on the streets and a daddy in the sheets.
"Get in here Simp Daddy!! I'm ready for some fun," shouted Jessica from the bedroom as her high school sweetheart grabs snacks and the handcuffs for movie night.
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Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.
You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.
Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
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When someone is being a simp for a while
Simp mode isn’t any regular type of simp, it’s when they adore you a LOT. Like a LOT a LOT.
Crush: Hey Y/N Simp mode
You:😳
This is a term used to define one when he does a simp move that is way too simpy to be considered a simp move.
Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp
The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.
That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!
(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."