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When a roommate takes his/her roommate's phone while they are away, and spreads his/her butt cheeks and snaps a picture, saving it as their background on their roommate's phone.
Z - Hey Andy take a picture
Andy - Dude, is that your bare ass hole? Its so hairy...
Z- Yeah, I really want to get Vinny with the Veej Special!
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When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"
That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.
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A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
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Food that is burnt or left to cook for too long
Andy do want some pizza? No I can't eat it unless its burnt to death, like a Wicklow special.
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When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.
We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.
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Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!
What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?
Naw dawg, the hot new album!
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The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.
Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!
Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*
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