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An abbreviation for nothing comming.
Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
Post Trump President who's not going to change anything
I voted for Status quo Joe
n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
adj.
1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love
him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,
his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..
him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..
-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo
1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
comments:
USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?
An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.