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To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.
Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.
A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick
Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"
Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"
Me: "Sad."
To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.
Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!
The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!
When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks
Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks
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A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"
"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."