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Urine that is a bright neon yellow-green from taking tons of vitamins
You should have seen my Vitama-piss this morning, it was so bright, i could have pissed in the dark with no problem at all.
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u kno wen u fuked up on a rooftop and u really gotta go? ya man dats roof piss™®
"bros, this beer is going right through me... should i make the painstaking effort to find a bathroom or just go up here??? brb roof piss"
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When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.
Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."
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Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!
"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"
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the act of urinating while your cock is in a woman's ass
That freak was totally into anal pissing
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1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
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that perpetual three day "beard" most women seem to have surrounding their vaginal area. Usually the thatch is barely a 16th of an inch long..... Very irritating !!!
"Nothing I love better than a nice shaved, smooth cooter, but ya know....ol' Sweaty Betty's Piss Whiskers are a bit much to handle, and boy, do they irritate my face and chin!!!"
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