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A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.
I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!
1. like for say "umm carti wtf..." why is there so many asstags? swamp-puzzy
Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter
A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.