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It's a large town in New Jersey that has many schools. This town has too many Wawas and Mcdonalds that a town would ever need. It is located near seaside heights, bricktown, manchester,island heights and beachwood. It is known for its cancerous tap water and the home of the little league world champs. There is a mixture of different social classes in this town, but most people are middle class. The housing consists of anything from trailers to mansions, but mostly mid size houses. The night life in this town could be better, but its not too bad. Many people like to go to the Office Lounge, Fridays, Tiffany's, McIntyres Pub, but many people also like to get out of Toms River and go to places in Seaside Heights, Pt. Pleasant or Belmar. There is a large population of teenagers that have rice burner cars. They like to bring there lawn mower sounding automobiles to white castle, wawa and checkers during the late weekend nights. They hang out there until the police chase them out.
Toms River produces good baseball and bad tap water.
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'Suburban' town with a population of about 90,000. Don't ask me how THAT works out...
Home of like... 11 elementary schools, 3 intermediate schools, and 3 high schools. Intermediate North is still West to us, and nobody likes Intermediate South because now we have the effing 6th graders. Anyway.
We don't go 'down the shore' because we are ON the shore. We go to the beach aka. Seaside Heights, which is always a great place to get into a fight. Goddamn fucking bennies come here from New York and crowd to our beaches, then ask for directions.. and they wonder why they end up 10 miles from where they wanted to be.
The term 'tommies' originates from a person who lives here.
Everyone knows your name because there is at least one person talking shit behind your back at all times. After the movies, you only go to the mall across the street to get stoned.
The mall is where you go BEFORE a fight. Then you cross the street to the movies.. and fight.
At HS North, you will run into stoners. Frequently. Because everyone knows that High School North is actually called 'Heroin High.' We have a big rock, too. Did you know that?
Toms River is also known for the Little League World Cup or whatever that we won a few years back.
The best place to get stoned is right across the street from a police station. I'm talking about Castle Park, you know.
Just down the road from this police station is Heroin High. Yeah. We like risk.
Our mall is just called the Ocean County Mall because Toms River is one of the bigger cities in Ocean County. Doesn't mean the mall is of any decency.. I mean.. the only good parts are the emo kids, stoners, and getting into fights.
People at North are only 'Made' because North is the most popular HS. Nobody would care if someone from the other two were Made.
People here in general are only made because MTV made Seaside Heights their summer home for a couple of years... and everyone knows that Seaside is actually not a seperate town. Here, we consider Seaside a PART of Toms River. Kinda like Silverton. Or Silverhood, if you want. But you have to cross a bridge to get to Seaside.
We have Wawas. EVERYWHERE.
Applebee's is the place to be after a dance. So much so, that you are not allowed to be there after a dance at Intermediate East.
Houses here sell for about 300,000. Without property.
Oh yeah. Our tap water causes cancer. But don't tell that to the bennies.
Everything you need to know about Toms River... Is above.
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Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.
Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!
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Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.
Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady
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Peeping toms are young, undesirable man who look in windows, holes, fences, etc. to SECRETLY watch women. The secretive nature of the activity is as important as seeing her naked. Almost all peeping toms are harmless, but everyone likes hating them. Masturbation is rarely part of peeping.
The peeping tom tiptoed up the ladder, snuck across the ledge, and watched Sarah shower in the nude since her blinds weren't closed all the way.
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One of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Doesn't put up the best numbers, but completely steps his game up when he needs to. One of the most clutch quarterbacks in history.
Tom Brady is so clutch, he has never lost a postseason game!!
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(Foxley - Common abbreviation)
Tom Foxley
1)Noun: often used to descibe a certain arrangement of facial features usually giving the viewer an urge to punch said face.
2)Noun: used to describe one whom oft has an air of innocence used as a visual facade yet he frequently uses this facade to bed unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated women
3)Verb: To Foxley - to describe the action of bedding an unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated woman
(The past participle of this verb can also be used as an adjective to describe one of said women whom have been objected to the act of 'Foxleying')
4) Noun: Cunt
1) 'Dude that guy so annoys me, he's got one of those Tom Foxley faces, Know what I mean?'
'I know man, I just wanna lay that dick out.'
2) 'Hey, did you hear, Michael got with Millie when she was wasted'
'Yeah I know, he's such a Tom Foxley.'
3) Millie got Foxleyed. (adj)
Michael was Foxleying Millie all night.
4) 'You're such a Foxley'
'Man, why are you being such a Tom Foxley?'
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