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When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole
would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey
A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.
The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.
Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy
The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.
Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix
EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"