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Wives of men who plow and leave for 12-36 hours at a time
The forecast calls for 6-12”; looks like I’ll be a snow widow this Christmas.
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your fucking a chick doggy style and she has proped herself up with her hands and the other partner knocks her hands out from under her
I snow sloped this chick last night and she bit the pillow
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This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.
"Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"
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When a zombie pops out of the snow and bites your dick off. as seen in the movie "Dead Snow".
well i was walking in the snow at night and got a snow job
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When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
She blew me, squeezed me, licked me... and finally ate the snow cone.
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Niggers when in the snow, usually seen from above like on a ski lift. Term was coined when two niggers were spotted making snow angel's. See definition for example
"Check out that snow spider making snow angel's"
"What ever editor didnt publish this definition must be a fucking obama loving big lipped, knuckle dragging snow spider"
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That is an example of an oxymoron.
Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.
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