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A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
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No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.
SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.
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A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
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a dick that looks like a turd
fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick
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A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.
Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !
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A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.
Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
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usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
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