when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel
Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"
Friend: "I agree."
man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss
Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,
A sweet loving talented amazing man who deserves the world and more.
Person A : My boyfriend byron is such a male wife i love him!
Person B : You’re so lucky! slay!
A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies
Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged