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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 1, 2011


National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 5, 2021


Male Wife

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."

by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024


male wife

man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss

Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,

by lvlyhyuck February 17, 2022


male wife

A sweet loving talented amazing man who deserves the world and more.

Person A : My boyfriend byron is such a male wife i love him!

Person B : You’re so lucky! slay!

by St4rg1rlll December 26, 2024


Berry Wife

A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies

Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged

by Future Sloth March 9, 2022


asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024