Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.
Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"
A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.