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The same as a woodchipper.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
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The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
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Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
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penial erection of the large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera tigris)
that hot chick sure have my tiger woods standing
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1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
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the one cool black kid at chs, who amazingly resembles tiger woods
you guys seen Tiger around the halls of CHS? damn, its must've been an optikal illusion!
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An actress who died by drowning.
What's the only kind of wood that can't float?
Natalie Wood!
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