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Woodchip

An incredibly lovely guy.

He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.

He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.

A woodchip does not smile at you one day and ignore you another. He is loyal all the way through. No matter how you look, no matter how you feel, he will always be there to help you. Many love him, but he returns the love. He is a true friend. And he is always a true friend.

by Guinevere7 February 27, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woodchip

A really really really cute guy. He is incredibly sweet and all of the girls are in love with him. He is smart, good-looking, and compassionate.

A girl with same description is called a flowerpetal.

Laura: "Guess what? I'm sitting next to Herbert in English. He is such a woodchip! Kind, good-looking, and very smart."

Anna: "No way! You are so lucky. He has such a great smile. And he's good at everything. Seriously, all of my friends are obsessed with him. And it's his first week here!"

by PurpleBookWorm February 27, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woodchip

v. To steal or capture a girl's heart

Someone who woodchips is called a woodchipper or wood chipper

Jo: "So did you succeed in woodchipping Anna?"
Tom: "No, she's so hard to woodchip!"

by YoAnnaBanana5 March 1, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woodchip

The lovely art of disturbing a "Plank" attempt. Usually performed by the photographer or another friend present for the planking effort. Once the person assumes the pose, the "Woodchipper" intercedes, providing some sort of direct or indirect contact, breaking the pose.

This may include, but is most certainly not limited to: Using any body part or object to strike the Planker in the body directly; or make contact with the object(s) the person is Planking on, causing them to fail in a most epic fashion.

Woodchipping: The act
Woodchipper: The enforcer
Woodchipee: The victim(s)
Woodchipped: Past tense

Note: This is probably illegal and could potentially really hurt someone, but they are Plankers, so its cool.

** Example 1 **
Jerry: Bro, did you hear what happened to Adam?
Chris: Yeah, he was Planking in the shop last night and his roommate Woodchipped the shit out of him.
Jerry: Word? How so?
Chris: He broke a 2x4 over his ear.
Adam: What?
Chris: I said Mike broke a 2x4 over your ear.
Adam: What?

** Example 2 **
Kate: OMG, we had, like, a sleepover at Angie's, and Angie was Planking on some, like, folding chairs, and like Anna kicked out the chair. Like, total FAIL.
Amy: WTF? OMG!
Kate: Like, ya. TOTAL WOODCHIP JOB

by DigitalAssasin August 9, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woodchip

A person with a woodchip shaped head.

Look at that guy's head, he's a woodchip!

by STEVECHIP October 24, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchip

a really hot guy

amanda: that zombie movie was so epic!
ashlyn: i know! the main guy was such a woodchip! i stared at his face the whole time
amanda: naw, girl! the zombie at the end of the movie was so much woodchippier! did ya see those abs??
ashlyn: he didnt even have a head!
amanda: nobodys perfect...

by epicgrapesLOL February 28, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woodchipped

1. adj. To have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)

Example 1:
Abby was totally woodchipped by Adam

Example 2:
Adam totally woodchipped Abby

by YoAnnaBanana5 March 1, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž