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When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!
2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.
3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.
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The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.
When she gives head she gets shark eyes.
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A fly ass pair of black sneakers. Opposed to white fish, black sharks only apply to a fresh new pair of black shoes.
So here's how it went down. Albert and i just walkin' out `locker and this trick ass mark stepped on my black sharks. So yeah, we beat that mofo senseless.
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a white girl who prefers black men
Yo, dat cracka iz a sand shark!
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To stick inappropriate things in a female's vagina. So named because Vanilla Fudge did that to a groupie with an actual mud shark.
Lucy was still not fucking satisfied, so I had to mudshark her with my asthma inhaler!
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Chris Wylde. Whoo-ee. Now there's a man whose opnion you should listen to.
He also sells DiGiorno, and had a shitty talk show on Comedy Central for a while.
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