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a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”
bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?
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A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
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its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
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To express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand in the name of something gay af and non-religious because Jesus was a charlatan and Christians currently/still suck. Can be used to rebuke any person, place, thing, etc.
Person 1: Does this brown belt go with my black crocs?
Person 2, probably a gay: No, baby, no, and I rebuke you in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.
Person 1: You wanna go get Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: I will never give them my money to continue squandering on the oppression of LGBT+ rights and I rebuke them in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.
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and old vine made in like the time vine was popular
person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam
person2: john wait-
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A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
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If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.
"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"
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