To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"
Mike: "What why?"
Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
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A male who is a chronic masterbator. Usually common between adolescents.
Look at Tony, he's such a beat kid.
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cougars beat it - self explanatory
Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it
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To Beat it up Latin for beata it upa. Hit the ass take no names.
My buddy Ben beat it up with this fat chick in Seffner. She lived in a trailor. He "beat it up" then dipped.
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Toronto slang for puttin' a hurtin on that ass, wearin that ass out, a thorough fucking, hittin them skins
"You talkin bout cuttin & hittin skins? -we talkin bout beat that face" -Kardinal Offishall
Oh my god, do you see that honey with the tanline on her shirt and the titjob? I wanna beat that face!
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To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league
"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."
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The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.
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