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To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"
Mike: "What why?"
Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
A male who is a chronic masterbator. Usually common between adolescents.
Look at Tony, he's such a beat kid.
cougars beat it - self explanatory
Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it
To Beat it up Latin for beata it upa. Hit the ass take no names.
My buddy Ben beat it up with this fat chick in Seffner. She lived in a trailor. He "beat it up" then dipped.
Toronto slang for puttin' a hurtin on that ass, wearin that ass out, a thorough fucking, hittin them skins
"You talkin bout cuttin & hittin skins? -we talkin bout beat that face" -Kardinal Offishall
Oh my god, do you see that honey with the tanline on her shirt and the titjob? I wanna beat that face!
To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league
"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."
The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.