Noun: The act of taking a massive dump.
Baby bacon: wow did you see that big boy bear blast he left in the bathroom
Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross
the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! Iβm gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. Iβm just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they donβt suspect anything.
My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.
Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
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After taking a shot of Hot Damn! and chasing it with Pepto Bismol, a Hot Damn Blast is the ensuing pink, brown, and ill-flavored vomit that you will produce.
I can't believe he chased that Hot Damn with pepto bismol!
Just wait till you smell the Hot Damn Blast!
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Tootie blasting with one or more Arab peoples.
"Last night we did some radical arab tootie blasting yo!"
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An alternative name of King K. Rool's neutral B attack in the popular game {Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, as suggested by YouTuber MagikarpUsedFly. The original name was "Blunderbuss", but the change was made for comedic effect.
MagikarpUsedFly: You see, the Blunder Buss Bitch Blast is one of the greatest moves in the game. You shoot out the slowest projectile in the game, and still somehow manage to hit your opponent.
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this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin
the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast
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