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ok...tired of people arguing he exists. Whether he exists or not, u dont have to put hate messages

i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,

and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.

p.1- I believe in God
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay

by tjizzle702 March 4, 2008

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


On god

when someone tryna lie and make you believe it

Genny: Did you clean up that nasty @ss room?
You: Yea momma, d@mn
Genny: curse again. please. curse again
You: On god ma, you annoying as fvck
Genny: *Whips out belt*

by DEADROSES1827 August 6, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


God

Level 99 boss.

God leveled up! That's just how Mafia worksΒ―\_(ツ)_/Β―

by Atlas1245 January 8, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


God

God I think is fat as fuck Jesus on the other hand is skinny as fuck like how’d they make the freaking world and we’re perfect these fat skinny bitches made the world like fuck them

Zoey:I L❀️VE GOD AND JESUS THEY MADE ME

Darrin:really? I think gods fat and Jesus is fucking skinny
Zoey:😳

by Z +D=😘 October 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


God

God. Dog. God is dog... God's a bitch

God is dog backwards, God is dog, dog is bitch, God is dog bitch

by February 12, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


God

The dude that Lives upstairs and rules u and everyone around u.

"Wow, God really doesn't like me today"

by BadBich March 18, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


God

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan is not the GOAT, he is god.

by greekthehuman March 12, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž