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Hot Looking Middle Eastern Women in Dubai. Usually wearing tight-ass jeans and a hijab. Variation on Eye Candy.
There was a ton of Dubai Candy at the Emirates Mall this weekend.
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Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?
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1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;
2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!
"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"
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An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).
Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.
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Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!
person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"
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When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob
Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating
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a bunch of fucked up assholes that like to dress up like japanamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud bass, and candy necklaces. that's all they eat so they're usually really fucking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these fuckers hang out at raves or in dark basements giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj's that "spin" techno are the dj's that weren't good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4..." in their head. anyways what was i saying? fuck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick 'em in the balls or vag, because they deserve it.
JIM: I met this candy raver last night.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
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