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A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
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a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!
Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!
(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
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A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
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Also known as Side Bitch or Side Piece Day. It's one of two days after a holiday when Side Chicks get to spend time with their boo.
:Hey girl, it's February 16th. My boo is coming over tonight with my Valentine's Day love."
"Yeah girl, this is Side Chick Day!"
Females who dye their hair crazy colors and have a lot of tattoos.
"There were a bunch of kool aid chicks at the NOFX show last night bro."
A plane of existence accessible only to the finest women on earth these babes are on an entirely different planet from our own they melt every room they walk in with a radiance higher than the sun look in awe but don’t touch you might get burnt physically and metaphorically. Entering the hot chick dimension requires a minimum beauty score of 9/10 both genders may count.
Matthew: James,I have depressing news to share Bethany rejected me :(
James: I mean what did you expect she’s way out of your league and even that is understating like here she is in the hot chick dimension and than there is you in loserville. I don’t know what’s sadder the fact you thought you had a chance or that you asked.
To consume Chick-fil-a (in Spanish)
Yo neccesito Chick-fil-ar todos los dias.
I need to consume Chick-fil-a every day.