grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.

Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"