duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

destroy dildo December

The girls version of destroy dick december.

Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.

Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

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Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*