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A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder
yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
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A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended
Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder
a nervous disorder related to chronic nicotine use. feening or not it can happen when walking or standing and large amounts of caffiene can worsen it
friend: why u tweakin bro, u on speed?
me: no i got nic shake disorder
a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it
“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”
“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”
Random Pop-off Disorder (RPD) is a disorder that allows you to become god-tier at a video game's character/weapon/legend/gamemode and then taking that skill away from you the next day/week
*On a normal day Random Pop-off Disorder kicks in for Michael*
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...