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An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.
Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.
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The act of impersonating Terry Schiavo or of someone that is in a permanant vegative state.
Haha, look at that dude, he is doing the Schiavo
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Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
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A combination of "whats up dog?" and "whats up though" making it both a freindly greeting and a question at the same time. Origins in Rochester and Detroit Michigan.
"so I walk up to my freind and im like 'Sup Do?'"
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The act of partaking in a random crazy act that you would not normally do for the sake sticking with your friend/friends so that your are able to say that you did it "for the banter".
Jack L:"Aw come on Scott, it's only a 15 foot drop. Just make sure you clear at least a meter so you dont hit those rocks."
Scott D: "...I dunno guys *hesitates*"
Jack S: "Shut up don't be a pussy, just do it for the banter!"
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1. To have a point of view and to stick to it rigidly despite the logical reasoning of others even though you know that you are actually wrong.
2. To intentionally make yourself seem unapproachable and socially inadequate by way of interrupting teachers or other random members of the public in mid conversation and shouting out a technical scientific term that may or may not be totally accurate.
3. To have ginger hair and leave it so that it grows to the stage between long and short. After this, the hair is maintained at this length but not treated by washing, combing or any other form of control. When the above has been done, the subject must develop a tendancy to lash out at and/or shout profanities at anybody who suggests that they manage their hair and then to storm off and cry.
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Person A: "No, seriously, supersonic flight is at the speed of sound.
Person B: "NO IT ISN'T! It's at the speed of light. You're such an idiot!"
Person A: "Ok, no need to do a Daniel, let me explain...."
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Person A: "Did you hear that show on the radio yesterday?"
Person B: "No, but how do we get radio anyway?"
Person C: "ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM!"
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Person A: "You know, people might take you more seriously if you cut your hair"
Person B: "F*** OFF! You're making my life a misery!"
*Geek Slap*
*Brisk Footsteps*
Person B: *crying*
Person A: "God, why does he always do a Daniel when people try to help?"
Person C: "No idea..."
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‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.
Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.
The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.
OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!
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