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A little Xbox bitch who fills his twitter and YouTube pages with lies and hypocrisy. Also nominated for Corporate Slave Award (CSA). WTF did this mothafucka smoke before saying that anyone over the age of 18 who plays Crash Bandicoot is a sex offender? Like, geez, bro. There is no one more desperate over Xbox shit like this guy.
That Live Wirez Gamer guy has started another controversy over the PS4 exclusives again...
A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."
"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."
"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."
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A period of time or event that is deemed “Epic” by gamers. One of the best things you can get called by a Gamer is Epic.
Dave: Woah Man
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking
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Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
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An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."
"Dude, he was camping!!!"
"No it was fair. nice Generic Gamer Excuse"
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The ultimate gamer guy fuel. it revives the soul and refreshes the spirit. no man can drink enough. it it rare and to be valued above all other beverages. drink responsibly, as its intoxicating aura and taste can lead to an overwhelming desire to game for weeks on end.
gamer guy 1: hey got any gamer girl pee?
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*
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Noun.
A self-styled "hardcore gamer" who proliferates the excesses of gaming culture, including its issues of elitism and bigotry against marginalized groups, and who stands opposed to the normalization of video games for a mass-market audience.
Although Gamergate has provided a unifying ideal for them, and has amplified their presence on the internet, Capital-G Gamers have existed since Nintendo Entertainment Systems were found in the boys' toy aisle, in the form of webcomic authors, arcade bullies, and internet forum posters who reject efforts to cater to the female playerbase--among countless other forms.
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