Does a chicken have lips?

An indirect way of saying 'yes'.

Person 1: Do you want some red velvet froyo with cheescake chunks?
Person 2: Does a chicken have lips?
Person 1: dafuq?
Person 2: You bet your sweet ass and tits I do!

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I Have Good Game

A phrase telling girls that you have good game without wasting too much of their precious time. Chicks love it when you cut to the chase. Say this to females as they walk by you on the sidewalk. You should be somewhat intoxicated and in the mood to heckle. Fear of rejection will lead to failure. Often times this term will raise curiosity in the female and lead to her joining you in a game of beer pong which could lead to things like sex for that evening.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I Have Good Game!!!!
Girl 1: Har Har, thats cool.
Dude 1: No seriously, come play beer pong.
Girl 1: Okay, I'm so intrigued by your bluntness and ability to not waste my time by telling me straight up how good your game really is. I will play beer pong with you and perhaps let you touch my boob later tonight.

Tip: This term is often most effective when used in coordination with "I'm hung like a hamster." See: Hung Like a Hamster here on Urban Dictionary.

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i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

beans have been split

when the truth has been revealed.

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”