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When high, to be balanced on the line between reality and transcendence
Bro I smoked too much, I’m literally walking the warth right now.
When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.
Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.
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When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.
"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".
beatin off, masturbating
"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."
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To take a piss.
Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.
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When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.
Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."
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The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.
1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"
"Yeah, she's a walking closet."
2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."
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