The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.
John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!
Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.
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When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game
I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.
Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
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What Christy does to me in her free time.
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