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Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.
When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
Jerking off.
(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!
A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.
Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.
I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.
A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
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