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A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game
I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.
Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
Jerking off.
(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!
A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.
Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.
I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.
A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
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