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When someone is standing in a doorway and you kick them in the crotch to make them move. Formerly used only when someone was blocking a fire exit during an emergency, the "fire escape" is now used in any situation where a person is standing in a doorway.
*fire escapes the person in crotch* get out of the doorway before we all burn to death!
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a sex position regarding when 2 men rub there dicks together there for resembling 2 sticks being rubbed together to start a fire
oh yeah me n jake were totally sparkin a fire last nite i had like a huge boner
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A fire sparked by the friction of homosexual man-on-man relations rumored to give AIDS to all who feel its warmth and Herpes to any who breath in the smoke.
I got caught in that AIDS Fire in the Village last night and am now HIV positive.
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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!
George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
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A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.
I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!
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The ONLY thing the americans can excell at
Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up
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The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.
"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."
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