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When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.
Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.
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The lingering feeling of well being that occurs after a huge dump
man that poop was good, im still have poop buzz
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After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!
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the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...
Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!
You: Holy shi--Holy poop!
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A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.
1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.
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When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.
I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.
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when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.
I have to subtley cover my nose when Chrissy talks to me, or I can smell her rancid poop breath.
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