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the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.
Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!
Woman: Ok babes !!
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adj, 1. someone of +35 years with wrinkled skin or a bad tan, who usualy has thining to no hair
that old dudes a sausage caseing.
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when you give someone a blow job and all of a sudden you bite their butt cheek.
paul gave tristan a sour sausage and his butt hurt the next day.
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when the pub/club is full of men
dam this place is a sausage fest where are all the women?
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the penis of a homosexual male. men who have a homo sausage usually turn that way as they do not feel women can truly respect their penis, in length and girth. so they turn to males, who know what makes a good homo sausage.
-often served up the batty crease.
-best taken with lube
-often belong to males named matt who turns emo because of the way he feels he is being mistreated.
-a male with a homo sausage will often have sent photos of it to females, then as they did not faint over the size of it, they then turn to making it a homo sausage.
-"homo sausage and mash" is a term used to describe the act of taking many homo sausages, and rubbing them wildly. once rubbed they will then spit mash at the other sausages, hence creating the perfect homo sausage an mash for dinner or a midnight snack.
"hey pete, wanna see my homo sausage?"
-Matt, "hey ellie, what do you think of my sausage?"
-Ellie, "its nothing too special, get over it/yourself."
Matt, "alright thats it, its now a homo sausage, i'm getting my cousin over."
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when a man is fucking a chick from behind and just before he cums he pulls his cock out and shoves his freshly chewed tobacco in her pussy and fucks her with his "sausage" again until he cums inside.
girl "that asshole john gave me a spicy sausage last night"
girl 2 "ouch, i bet that kinda stings a little huh"
girl "yeah, but later on I told Mark I would suck his dick
if he would give John a fuzzy musket"
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