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"A straight man with class"
Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!
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Someone who is ashamed of calling themselves bisexual or gay.
Person 1: I'm pan sexual.
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: I don't have a gender preference.
Person 2: Dude, it's either you're gay or bi, no shame in that but calling yourself pan just makes your love life more complicated.
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Old School Sexual, with wisps of homophobia. Extremely manly (males), extremely feminine (females).
Antonyms: metro-sexual, tolerant.
The dude in the wife-beater is so retro-sexual.
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When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I was pounding Cindy last night when Scott Patton came up and began his sexual harrassment of me. I couldn't stay hard with that asshole tickling my balls.
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When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.
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Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.
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n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.
Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.
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When a girl is hot, blond, and acts sweet and innocent but when played with propperly can make all your dreams come true. She also comes with many fun accessories, such as "Barbies Dream LaBomb" and "Barbies USB Powered Pocket Rocket". Barbie has batteries INCLUDED.
Dude 1: Hey man I'm gonna ask that chick if she wants a drink.
Dude 2: Na bro, shes a Sexual Barbie, she won't go home with a guy in a bar.
Dude 1: Then how do I get with her?
Dude 2: You can't bro... she gets with YOU!
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