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On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).
Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
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Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you
quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same
Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose