Random
Source Code
Random
The act of thrusting your penis into a woman's unshaved armpit for sexual gratification.
"I just got out of a hairy situation"
"What happened?"
"I just gave out the ol,' GH special"
*High five*
3👍 2👎
When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
3👍 3👎
A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.
Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.
3👍 2👎
Food that is burnt or left to cook for too long
Andy do want some pizza? No I can't eat it unless its burnt to death, like a Wicklow special.
4👍 2👎
When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.
We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.
3👍 4👎
Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!
What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?
Naw dawg, the hot new album!
13👍 18👎
The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.
Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!
Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*
27👍 45👎